Assemble your crew. It’s time to roll the rock. I’m gonna clue you in on all the greatest lanes and alleys in Grand Rapids. Rest easy knowing you’re in good hands – I own my own ball and everything. Shoes, too. One time I almost bowled a 200. Impressive, I know. Epic poems and songs … Read more
Let’s just get this out of the way: am I a great bowler? No, not at all. I would be incredibly proud of myself if I managed to score over 90 points in any given game. That being said, do I appreciate the vibes, ambience, and competitiveness of a bowling alley? You’re gosh darn right … Read more
Once, while killing time before our flights from Austin, Texas, my friends and I went to a bowling alley. Filled with a hangover from a wedding, more soda than is legally allowed outside of the continental US because there were free refills, and a confidence borne from nothing but a selective memory, I had picked … Read more